Hot Cross Buns
You’re invited into the wonderful world of the Cross’s. It’s not just a nursery rhyme, its not a baking show, It’s laughs and endless possibilities. Jaymi, Cameron, and Carrington Cross will be your tour guides on the adventure of a lifetime. overselling? Listen to find out.
Hot Cross Buns 24: X‘Reem Artists
Guess who’s back, back again, the boys are back, maybe tell a friend, if you feel like it, or if you want to or whatever. EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR, that’s right it’s all caps because we’re almost at twenty-five!! This episode we try and help Jaymi figure out a way to make his backyard the talk of the cul-de-sac, also we answer some questions that we know you want the answers to. Let us know all your questions and we’ll give you answers, are they right? Maybe? Yes? It’ll at least make you giggle though, and we can all use that.
Hot Cross Buns 32: The Spice Boys
That’s a SPICEY MEATBALL!! This week we take a deep dive into spices, old spice, new spice and trendy spice, like pepper. A little shade is thrown towards Cameron for be a “nasty Keurig boy” and we take a look at why we grind salt, what. is. the. point?? Carrington brought a ton of content this week, prepare to be blown away, Jaymi teaches us how to “properly” break the ice. Also did you know there’s a place to store your ducks?? Now you do thanks to HCB, use this information wisely. Episode 32 was a blast for us to record, we hope you enjoy and thanks for listening!!
Hot Cross Buns 28: Sailor Twift
Hello gentle listener. Get ready for the intro music on this one. I recommend a dark room and a comfy onesie. But that’s my Wednesday night on the regular anyways so… You do you.
In this episode we successfully write a Taylor Swift song in order to become famous, discuss the pro and cons of household chores, and announce the winning powerball numbers. one of those things is a lie.
Thanks for listening and supporting the cause! We’re so happy y’all are enjoying the show and you can let us know what you like or don’t like about the show by emailing us or instagramming us. Give it to me straight I can handle the heat. Much love y’all 🙂
Hot Cross Buns 40: Dorty Forty
Calling all gardeners this episode is for you! At least the first part is, the rest is just bonus I guess..
This week we take some time and work on us, our questions, but don’t worry we still took some time to answer some of the worlds questions, we’re not completely selfish. We also had our first guest appearance, it was only like 15 seconds but still!! We also took the time to make amends for past mistakes, so please, if this error had any affect on you please reach out and we will do our best to make amends. Hope you enjoy this weeks episode and as always, stay out of the sun as much as possible.
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Hot Cross Buns 36: Would Heelies Work?
Y’all ever eat subway for lunch then just can’t get away from the smell of it for 5-10 hours? Anyways…… We did it. One fool-proof solution to all your problems. Heelies. TM. One of these days we’re gonna get sued with how many brands we like to misrepresent. But today is not that day.
We talk about how to get all them good gains, teach how to have honest confrontation, and how to make breakfast sausage buddies.
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Hot Cross Buns 12: The Boston stork experience.
It’s “would you rather” for days this week. We may have gotten a little too invested in some of the questions. But honestly if we don’t figure this stuff who will? It ain’t much but it’s forthright work. May the sun shine brightly on you always.
Hot Cross Buns 4: Fauxduh and Monsieur Riddle Master
The Cross boys are a buncha coughy bois in this one. We persevere through colds and covid to bring you this super long episode! We were not watching the clock and apparently time flies when you’re reminiscing about the dentist and spittin riddles. Hope you enjoy!
Hot Cross Buns 76: Man in Black, from Michigan
Its Wednesday my dudes.
This week we recorded video for the first time, it was an absolute blast. We also discussed lightning bugs, would you rather, and Carringtons thick hammie legs(this was unnecessary). Make sure and head over to our Instagram to catch all the sweet sweet new reels we’ll be posting, its gonna be a blast.
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Hot Cross Buns 75: Noodle Twister
NOODLE FACT: Samsung actually started out as a noodle company not electronics, hopefully their noodles were better than their phones.
Episode 75 has come and its here to stay. Jaymi brought a brain game, which we crush obviously, Carrington fantasizes about being Marilyn Monroe, and Cameron, well Cameron kinda just is Cameron the whole time. We had a great time recording this episode and hope you have as much fun listening to it.
Stay saucy ya noodle heads.
Hot Cross Buns: A Low Ha
Is it ‘a low ha’ or ‘a high low’? I dont know that just looks like a bunch of words mushed together to me.
This week it gets pretty aggressive, words were shared, punches trading, and feelings hurt. We didn’t really get to any activities, but we did discuss many different topics of varying importance. Carrington raved about ramen, we all couldn’t decide when was the right time to sue, and then we had some embarrassing stories from or man Dave. All in all it was a great time, as always.
Thanks for listening to and sharing the podcast, it really means the world to us.
Hot Cross Buns 77: Pandas, God’s Greatest Gift
Good Lord there’s a lot this week.
Words can not describe how great of a time this episode is, can words ever describe something so perfectly fun? There were laughs, there were cries, there was panda talk, AND PIZZA EGGS. All this and more in probably our favorite episode since, the last one. We really appreciate all the love that is sent throughout the week, month, and past year, we love putting this out for you almost as much as we love you, that’s right, we love you
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Hot Cross Buns 79: Hotel Hallway
This week da bois reveal your embarrassing stories. That’s right we know about that thing you did at that place with those people that one time with that bird from that place you thought no one knew about. Well. We knew. and we tell all about it in this episode. Sorry to embarrass you its just show business.
Thank you so much for listening and sharing 🙂
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Hot Cross Buns 80: Penguin Floofin
Fun penguin fact: penguins poop more than any other animal. Pooping as much as 6-8 times per hour.
This week on Hot Cross Buns we decided to accidently go way to short, time goes slow when you have to listen to Jaymis TikTok algorithm. Besides listening to his fever dreams we talked about penguins, and got into which sports should be associated with which political party, someone will be offended we guarantee it. Other than that it was just your regular ole ramblin HCB episode, it was a blast.
Thanks for listening and as always, you can only be you, without you, there would be no you.
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Hot Cross Buns 81: The Return of Brian and Surfer Dave
Guess whos back, back again, Brians back, tell a friend.
This week we again went a little short, but dang did we pack a lot in this one. We’ve got noodle twister, Jaymi talking like an old man, making fun of Carrington’s face(jk), AND some returning guests who we haven’t talked to in quite some time!! We hope you enjoy.
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Hot Cross Buns 20: Watch out Greg
Episode 20 is here and we hope it won’t disappoint. There’s time traveling cowboys, jokes that maybe shouldn’t be jokes, and an unbelievably long conversation concerning Jaymi’s new style. We have absolutely loved bringing you all 20 episodes of us being nerds and hope you stick around for 20 more and beyond. Remember to tell someone they have nice shoes!
Hot Cross Buns 74: Where is Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four, in three moves.
This week we bring all the energy, might not be good energy but its just a bunch of it. We’ve got Hypothetical Trivia, we’ve got questions, we’ve got a new thing Cameron brought that there’s not a name for, aanndd we take about a tiger and a shark fighting for way to long. All this and a little bit more awaits inside Episode 74 of your favorite, world famous, number one podcast. As always we appreciate all of you listening, sharing and sending us all your fun questions.
Send all your questions, or just tell us how much you love us.
Hot Cross Buns 16: www.www.com
Racoons in your attic? Don’t know what to do with your bucket of mayonnaise? Too much traffic on your road? Struggle to make money by talking to ghosts? In this episode we use our famous problem solving skills to come up with easy creative solutions to some everyday problems like these. Thanks for listening and hope you enjoy.
Hot Cross Buns 73: Mr. Beast Fever Dreams
Fevers are no fun, unless you add dream to the end.
Another week has come and gone, but Hot Cross Buns will never be gone. This week we discuss our family vacation and the fully clothed swims we had. We answer some questions and Jaymi does a “brief” overview of a Mr. Beast video his inner 12 year old had to watch. We thought our podcast was chaotic but dear God the retelling of that video is straight mayhem.
We hope you’re still enjoying yourself, because we are. Thank you for listening and as always, stay classy San Diego.
Hot Cross Buns 8: Jerringtin’s back.
Good news is we have a new recording location. No more basement dwelling for these boys. Bad news is the only other location we could afford was a big empty cave. JK Its Carrington’s house but its kinda echoey like a big empty cave. We’ll figure out this podcasting thing eventually but until then enjoy this episode of Hot Cross Buns featuring Listener submitted would you rather questions, a quest for the perfect name for HCB listeners, and our favorite airport friend, Jerrringtin.
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If you’d like to support Jerringtin in his airport endeavors you can PayPal him at Hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com and specify that it’s for him. All proceeds will actually be going to Jamaica Relief Ministries 🙂
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Hot Cross Buns 72: Cheese
The Cheese shall set you free.
It is Wednesday my dudes, you know what that means? Hump DDDDAAYYY, and more importantly the next episode of your favorite podcast. This week we come in hot(cross buns) with a dairy free way to enjoy your day. Dale Carnegie would be proud of this one, we hope. We play a surprise round of hypothetical trivia and discuss which animal we could all take on with our bare hands, and survive, maybe. All this and a little bit more is packed into this tiny 47 minute episode, we hope you can listen fast.
Thank you for listening and don’t forget to put on your helmet when white water rafting.
Hot Cross Buns 82: Carrington Brought Content
HCB is back and better than ever.
This week we were all over the place and full of irregularities. Carrington brought content, we talked about tiktok, and Jaymi roped us into mad libs, it was… interesting. This might have been more of a video episode so if you haven’t checked us out on Instagram go take a peep, we post clips of the episode and its a good time!! Thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy.
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Hot Cross Buns 71: Water Truck
Heck the Tesla truck. Get you a water truck.
This week is like no other, it’s new, it’s shiny, and it’s filled with a gaggle of giggles. Cameron talks about his truck buying experience, Jaymi talks MORE about Chupa Chupa, and of course we get to some brain numbing questions.
We hope you enjoyed this hair brained episode, I know I did.
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Hot Cross Buns 38: Wedding Planners
It’s about time we put our collective energy towards things that actually matter. But that’s not what this show is about and we aint about to go off brand in episode 38. Not today.
We discuss what makes a yacht a yacht, take a in depth look at the award winning fast and furious series of movies, and plan a flipping wedding. All in a days work folks. Thanks for listening!
Hot Cross Buns 70: EL FUEGO
Es necesario apagar el fuego.
This week we didn’t set out to start another million dollar idea, but it just kind of happened, I guess that’s how it goes when you get three gigantic brains in one room. Expect El Fuego to hit stores in February of 3023. Other than that, we got to some more questions, listen in on Jaymi’s pooscapades, and find out what Carrington has to deal with when visiting different factory bathrooms.
We had a blast putting this one together and hope you loved listening, at least liked, we don’t have to use the big “L” word yet, its okay.
Send us some topics you would like us to discuss, we’re positive we can figure them out.
Hot Cross Buns 34: Big Bowl Sunday
We’re coming at you this week with some BIG BALLER fashion tips, presented by Cameron and his sweet sweet new shoes. Also the biggest of all bowls has come and gone, and we’re finally talking about it. We lay out our predictions and surprisingly we are 100% correct, as always. We had a few questions this week, which we answered 99.9% correct 37% of the time. Plus we finally read out some reviews and gotta say, there are some tear jerkers. We really love making this podcast, and really appreciate the feedback and love we’ve been getting(especially you Mom).
Thank you for listening and hope you’re ears enjoy it.
Hot Cross Buns 69: Contracepted
ALL the boys are back and the pod is normal again. Ok it may be slightly more aggressive than normal as we begin to share the same space again but we’re strong and we’re gonna work through it. In this episode we talk about plants, milk, poop coffee, icks, and of course answer some questions from our listeners.
Thank you all so much for listening and as always we hope you enjoy. Send us some questions or topics that you want to hear us talk about, we’re running out of ideas and we might have to talk about Jaymi’s trip to chupa chapa (or wherever it was) for a few more episodes if we run out of ideas.
Hot Cross Buns 30: Dirty 30
Episode 30 has arrived, and of course it has to drop on the 30th, there’s just no other way to do it. This week some devoted listeners sent in some difficult questions and we did our best to solve the unsolvable, pretty sure we smashed it, in a good way, maybe. Also making an appearance is a few more of Jaymi and Camerons social security numbers so be sure to keep a pen and paper handy, the puzzle continues.
We hope this brings you joy as you’re with family and friends, and we’ll see you next year!
Hot Cross Buns 68.1: Bye Bye Cam
Hello again. Its been awhile. Come here often? This is Jaymi getting back to my roots, editing and distributing this week.
Cameron went ahead and deserted us to go to Canada for this episode, he was missed, but we managed to talk about Peru, golf and nearly getting banned from the united airlines lounge for a solid 45 minutes or so. Thanks for supporting the show and remember to keep it classy. Buy the good hot dogs, spring for the spring rolls, drive the extra 5 miles for the better gas station pizza. Live your best life friends. We only got one shot at this probably.
Hot Cross Buns 26: It‘s Been a Whole Year
ONE. WHOLE. YEAR. We made it, we did it, and we ain’t never gon stop. Another crazy off the rails adventure is brought to you again by the three cross bois. They begin this episode with considering the REAL direction of the podcast, really just asking deep, soul searching questions, as they usually do. The boys also take a crack at reviewing some recently released movies, again, so many nitty gritty questions are answered. Also making an appearance, long haul truckers who should probably be track stars, and the worst possible ways to say “its cold outside”. We love making podcasts, straight up one of the best endeavors the three of us have begun. We hope you all have enjoyed the last year and continue to hang out with us for the 1,000 years.
Hot Cross Buns 68: Bye Bye Jaymi
This week, it was just Cameron and Carrington, and honestly who even needs Jaymi???
Honestly we missed the crackhead energy the episode started slow, but the best journeys are always the slow ones, right? We had a great time though for real, Throughout the episode we got some deep seeded animosity out about Jaymi that we’ve been holding in, should probably have a face to face with him about that. Then we discussed Knock Knock Ginger, got to some listener questions, and cried about getting old and our limbs failing us. All in all a jolly good time, but damn did we miss our biggest headed brother, thank God he’ll be back next week. Hope you enjoyed this different feeling episode, we had a ton of fun putting it together for you.
Hot Cross Buns 22:t Hotter ‘nuh tin foil sweater
I don’t know about you….. But I’m excited for episode 22. Sorry. This episode brought to you by a bunch of fake companies we made up. Also by Joe Rogan and Spotify. For legal reasons we need to tell you it’s not actually sponsored by Joe Rogan and Spotify…. But we had fun pretending. And isn’t that what this show is all about? Listen for tips on how to sound cool while commenting on the weather, and how long you can legally have someone locked in your van before crossing that thin line into kidnapping. Hope you enjoy!! IG: @hotcrossbunspod Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Hot Cross Buns 67: Tom Doesn’t Know
Disclaimer: this is not to all Toms, just one.
Hello gentle listener, this week was…. aggressive. “Live, laugh, love” didn’t stand a chance against Jaymi’s disdain, Tom’s writing flaws couldn’t hide from Carrington’s judgement, and Cameron may have to go to therapy(again). We talked about the lobby of hobby’s and learned something about royalty, at least learned we have no clue what any of it means. We hope you are enjoying the new structure, due to some weird scheduling there will only be two of us next week, unless we have volunteers for a sit in??
Thank you for listening and as always, you are pretty cool.
Hot Cross Buns 18: Spider Goat
GAME NIGHT!! Welcome back to another episode with the number one podcast! This episode the three brothers decide to giggle for once and play a few games. Also a new character is introduced into the Marvel Universe, maybe. Thanks for listening, hope you wet yourself from laughter.
Hot Cross Buns 66: Kime for Steve
If you know Steve, give him a big ole hug.
This week we decided to try something new! We’ll be releasing episodes EVERY….. SINGLE… WEEK. We’ll be trying this format for a couple weeks, we would love feedback from you guys how you like it, or hate it. Anywhosers, this week we got really sidetracked with YWAM, hugging trees, sending smoke signals, and how amish are the perfect preppers. Other than that we play a new game and mention a good buddy of ours way to much. We hope you love the episode Steve, and all you non-Steve’s too I guess.
Hug Steve again.
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Hot Cross Buns 14: Hippo milk not pink.
Guess who’s back…. two weeks late…. Buns is back…. please don’t hate… I’m so late, I’m so late, I’m so late, I’m so late, I’m so late….. You get it.
In this episode the boys play some new games, have some new laughs and make some new discoveries. We were also very rudely interrupted by a power outage which cut the episode a little short.
We will be returning to our regular every other week on Wednesday schedule though! Stay tuned 🙂
THANK YOU for the wonderful support you all have been giving. We love you hear what your favorite “segments” are of the show and what you’d like to hear more of. Or less of lol
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Thanks so much and stay frosty.
Hot Cross Buns 65: Potato
Everybody likes potatoes right?
This week we discuss the full spectrum of everyone’s favorite veggie, lets be real though the only reason we like them is because of fries though. Jaymi brought us another unnecessarily large word, so of course we had to break that down and make fun of him. We played fact or cap, and a new version of hypothetical trivia!! Just all around a good time that we enjoyed putting together.
Thank you for listening and thank you for being you, no one can do it better.
Hot Cross Buns 10: Gregory’s school. Not endorsed by Hot Cross Buns.
Gregory’s school for the weak is in no way connected to or endorsed by Hot Cross Buns. It is in fact quite concerning and is currently under investigation. That being said we hope you enjoy this episode of Hot Cross Buns! Theres an abundance of farm wisdom, fun facts, and hearty laughs. Now that I think about it it’s a very sheep heavy episode. Guess we’ll see how that goes. have a lovely day!
Hot Cross Buns 64: Sister Smolder
Chitty chitty bang bang we love you.
Once upon a time we decided to dedicate an entire segment to our loving sister, the point being to “rapid fire” through her questions. This week we brought it back, but with the sheer volume of questions she sent us we had to take it slow, hence the smolder not fire. We love our sister, but we may have to start charging her for this segment. It was a ton of fun and we hope you enjoy listening to it as we did recording it.
Dont forget to not forget.
Have any questions?!?!?
Hot Cross Buns 6: Dad Edition and NASCAR
Well folks, its a week late but worth the wait. That’s just a taste of the 25% dad energy we’re bringing to the episode. We find out which one of us is the weirdest according to a reputable internet source, and meet one of country’s sleepiest artists, Michael Blu.
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Hot Cross Buns 63: Out by a Lake
Boy howdy we’ve got a long one for you this week.
We had a lot to cover this week, we went through another banger of a song that brought us all to tears of emotion, and we went through a ton of questions from you guys. Thank you for sending those in, we thoroughly enjoy your involvement. We still have sister fire to get to but that will have to wait until next week.
Thank you for listening, you are a shining star.
Hot Cross Buns: Episode 2
It’s an early episode drop! The boys are back and arguably better than ever. For a show that supposedly has nothing to do with baking we talked about waffles for awhile…. Do waffles count as toast if you use a toaster to unfreeze it? Bread is just bread till you toast it… Waffle toast? Anyways we had a blast recording this and the audio problems have been solved!! I think. Hope you enjoy!! 🙂
Hot Cross Buns: Rat Cats
Another day in paradise and another episode to make you giggle. This week we really didn’t do much, not that we ever do anything normally. Carrington considers getting a mullet, and with that we discuss the life changes he would have to make from adopting this outlandish hairstyle. Cameron attempts to continue the game from last week and it flops, miserably.
Thank you for listening
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Hot Cross Buns 41: The Great Bird Debate
What was that? Did you just ask what hat a bald eagle would wear? Well just listen up and we’ll give you the answer, or our opinion, which is probably right.
This week we bring you a lot of questions, and all the answers. Have you ever fought an orangutan? Please let us know how you won, or lost, so we can make a game plan. Jaymi fills us in on his dreaming situation(its freaakkayyy) and Carrington is brimming with things to say, as usual. Stay tuned till the end to hear a little bonus song we did on the fly, it is stupendous. We hope you enjoy the episode and thanks for listening. Stay fly my dudes.
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Hot Cross Buns 61: Gettin Beefy
Bing bong its a new episode. This week we start something a little new, I took zero time editing(besides making our voices sound pretty) so buckle up for an INSANE ride. Really the only difference was you get to hear Jaymi chewing. Within that chaos we got a few things done, questions were answered, and power was then lost. Unfortunately we had to cut out in the middle of the episode due to a power outage but hopefully it will still be worth the listen
Thank you to all those reaching out and interacting with us, we absolutely love it. Hope you enjoy!! HUUUMMPP DAAAYYY!!!
Hot Cross Buns 39: Nana-berries?
Hey, go give somebody some love, errybody needs some love, so do it.
This week its WILD card week, we take exactly the right amount of time to really pick apart what a few of our favorite melodies ACTUALLY mean. You already know this is partially an educational podcast and as always we brought some little known but not useless trivia, and give some of the best potty training advice you ever dun heard. you’re welcome. Thanks for listening!!
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Hot Cross Buns 60: Four Tires and a Truck Bed
Four tires one bed, that’s all a country boy needs to survive.
Boy howdy do we have an episode for you this week. We had a ton of fun doing this one(whats new), and hope you enjoy it as much as we did. At this point summarizing episodes seems like a waste, just go listen and laugh your eyeballs out. Thank you for all the love and support, keep sharing and caring.
Still waiting to give ten dollars away so go read the last description if you want in 😉
Hot Cross Buns 37: Slap Happy!
Welcome back to another slappin ‘sode were we talk about the one thing no one is talking about.. The Oscars. Roasted.
But for real please enjoy as we talk about Myth Buster flaws, motorhome safety regulations, and gas prices, but like in a fun way.
Hot Cross Buns 59: Geriatric Love
The word of the day is geriatric, whether you use it correctly or incorrectly(Cameron) , just put it in there somewhere. We did not get to listener questions this week and we humbly apologize, we’re striving to be better people and we hope you can forgive us somehow. However, we did answer some of our own questions when it comes with how we interact with the world around us. Such as, do you need to poo quietly in a quiet bathroom? Are we aloud to use emojis in business emails? There were more but you’re just going to have to listen(because I cant remember right now). It was another crazy episode and we hope you all enjoy.
Thank you for listening, and laughing with/at us. We appreciate each of you and thank you for sharing the podcast, it helps a lot more than you know.
Trivia contest this week. 10 dollars to whoever knows which of us boys stabbed another with a fork, one guess per person. You must email or message us the stabber and stabbed. Stabby? Stabbooed? Whoever had the fork in his arm. We will cashapp, Paypal, or Venmo the monies, or cash if you don’t believe in technology. GOOD LUCK!!!
Hot Cross Buns 35: Double Snakes
Contrary to the title this episode has almost nothing to do with snakes. Don’t worry though, we still talk about cool stuff like the earth, how to deal with high rent, and a fool proof get rich quick scheme. As always we hope you enjoy it.
Hot Cross Buns 58: Sister Fire
This week we dive straight into all of you lovely peoples questions, and it was divine. We decided that since our loving sister consistently barrages us with a kabillion questions every time we ask for them, we would create a segment specifically for her chaos fueled questions. We love you Brit. After that we hit a game that Jaymi brought, you read that right, he remembered, it was rough but we plowed through.
Even if it was a little chaotic we loved recording it and are ever thankful for all of you listening. Muuuuaahhhh
No secret word this week, but there will be more. Congrats Titus, stay observant you beautiful man.
Hot Cross Buns 33: Hot Dogs are a Rolly Food
Welcome back to the jungle baby. Do you know how to survive a Elephant attack? No? Well neither does the internet it’s virtually impossible. However, we did manage to come up with a method that may very well spare your life, and if you’re lucky, gain you a 7 ton friend.
We played games, laughed, cried, hugged and giggled, and called it like we seent it. I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Does anyone read these descriptions?
ask us anything we will solve all your problems 87% guaranteed.
Hot Cross Buns 57: Space Wars
Have you ever wondered if a gun fires in space?? Who am I kidding of course you’ve always wondered that, so we answered it, kinda. We’ve got Crossfit(gag), vinegar(gag?), and a plethora of other topics in this episode.
Coming at you with a bit of a longer episode this week, we get out of hand sometimes we knoooww. Thank you for listening and we’re so happy you’re joining us
Since I’m not sure anyone reads these, the first person to comment “Apricots” on our most recent post on IG will get 5 dollars sent to them.
Hot Cross Buns 31:The Real Story of Tim Allen
It’s a new year and a new episode of yee ole HCB. We did it! thanks to Jaymi’s super sleuthing(googling) we find out the TRUTH behind Tim Allen, we knew you always were wondering so we went ahead and answered the question. Along with answering a few other hard hitting questions, we bring back an old game which includes trying our hand at German, Santa Klaus would be proud, hopefully. Stick around till the end to listen to our improved ending thanks to @coreysteinerandtheinbetween, it will make your ears cry with joy.
As always, thank you for listening and we hope you enjoy, We know we did!
Hot Cross Buns 56: Marry Chrysler
twas the night a few days before Christmas, when all through the studio
Not a creature was stirring, not even Jaymi with his big friggin headio?
The episode was recorded with love and care
In hopes that the people it did not scare;
Okay poetry is hard, MERRY CHRISTMAS!! We actually did a themed episode for once and it was a ton of fun! We hope you all have an amazing holiday season and are staying warm with the ones you love, or like slightly. 2023 is right around the corner and we’re excited for the coming year, can’t wait to spend it with all of you. Thanks for listening and stay frosty.
Hot Cross Buns 29: Santa Klaus is Coming to Town
Hail and well met merry listener! ITS CHRISTMAS, and it wouldn’t be Christmas without our annual Christmas episode, that we totally do every year.
This week we take a journey through a wintery wonderland, discovering a never before seen, distant cousin to our very own Santa Claus. We talk about a few Christmas tunes, and Cameron cries about losing out on a meal of Doritos.
We hope you all have an amazing Holiday season, full of friends, family, and loved ones. Travel safe, dress warm, and don’t forget to compliment all your friends shoes.
Hot Cross Buns 55: Stay Saucy San Diego
Bad news folks! We’re no longer the number one podcast, or are we?
This week we talk about bears, butter on ice, water bottles with attitude, breaking into google, muffins for hands, how international waters work, and rhinos.
We hope you enjoy the podcast and as always, thanks for listening!!
Hot Cross Buns 27: Bible Trivia Night
Elementary my dear Watson, that’s what that one guy said that one time. Needless to say this trivia night is anything but elementary. The boys ask all the hardest hitting Bible questions you never knew you needed answered. We also take a trip down meditation lane and end it in Jaymi’s kitchen making rotten fridge soup, delicious!! There’s movie reviews, gut health, and a plethora of other vital information to make your day the best it can be! After all that’s our goal, if we get one giggle out of you, then my people we made it. Thank you for listening and as always, you’ve got some super nice shoes.
Hot Cross Buns 54: The Placebo Effect
Have you ever taken a little non-descript pill and it helps you? Well that’s kinda how we like to think of our podcast, non-descript and helpful with the giggles! This week we get a TED talk from Jaymi about, well, placebos, we get to a few questions, play a new game, and as always, laugh our silly little butts off.
As always, thanks for listening and we hope you have an awesome week!!
Hot Cross Buns 25: The Great Sandwich Debate
You scream I scream we all scream for sandwiches! Why? Great question.
This week we celebrate episode 25 with gusto and vigor. A great debate ensues and we find comfort in some of our favorite things that tend to go underappreciated. Top it all off with questionable parenting advice, and that’s a sandwich. Case closed.
Thanks for listening, sharing, liking, subscribing, reviewing, clicking, and giggling.
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Hot Cross Buns 53: Reminiscing The Renaissance
Two years down and so many more to go. This week we decided to do something different and just chill and look back on our last two years of making this crazy thing we call a podcast, spoiler, it was not very chill. A plethora of memories have been made over the past two years, and we thought it would be good to pay homage to some of our best(and worst) points in our history.
Apologies if some of references are lost on you since you haven’t listened to the first episode, but isn’t that your own fault? Go listen, maybe, if you want.
Thank you to all who have been here since day one, and to all who may be listening for the first time! We appreciate the love and support and cannot express how much fun we have putting this out for all of you. LAUGH OR LEAVE!
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Hot Cross Buns 23: Bachelor in Paradise Edition
Dun dun dduuuuuuunnn, it’s Episode 23. For this weeks episode The Boys take a deep dive into some of the drama of Bachelor in Paradise, which they know absolutely nothing about. We’ve got ghosts, aliens, and Carrington crunching on some yummy nummy chips. “Would You Rather” makes a return so be prepared for the deep, contemplative conversation that you have probably come to expect from the show.
Stay classy San Diego.
Hot Cross Buns 52: Bionicles
Greetings from the planet Smog.
We’re back with another out of this world episode!! We’ve got games, we’ve got glory, and you guessed it, we’ve got BIBLE CHARACTERS. Did you actually guess that? This week we take a good look at David and all of his glorious escapades, its pretty gross. Along with all our other shenanigans and gimmicks, you’re gonna love it I promise.
Thank you for listening, and in the words of Olaf, “We all love warm hugs” or something like that.
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Hot Cross Buns 21: You Laugh You Lose
Welcome back! We bring the competition on this one and battle it out for the title of you laugh you lose champion, until about half way through the episode when we all forgot we were playing and started giggle blasting once again. There’s also more of the games and meaningful conversations that you’ve come to know and love. As always thanks for listening and hope you enjoy.
Hot Cross Buns 51: Rapid fire
Good day cherished listener. I give you a list of topics discussed in this bi-weekly episode of HCB.
- funko pops
- car accidents
- Honest Abe
- Ryan Reynolds (obviously)
- bathroom etiquette
- marriage advice
If all that doesn’t spell entertainment call me dyslexic and send me out to see.
Anyways hope y’all have a fabulous week. Much love.
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Hot Cross Buns 19: Bread is Cake?
CVS has self checkouts, Jaymi teaches us how to steal Bananas, and Jarrington makes another return to the wonderful world of the Buns. All this and more in the newest episode of Hot Cross Buns. We had a great time recording this and we hope you have an even better time listening.
Hot Cross Buns 50: Nifty Fifty
FIFTY WHOLE EPISODES!! Words can not describe how happy we are to be here with all of you, thank you so much for coming back week after week and spending some time with us in our HCB world, here’s to the Big Five-Oh and the next fifty episodes. This week we get right into some hard questions, wanna know how to whistle? Wanna know if you should say goodnight to a co-worker? WE have those answers. Again, thanks for listening and we hope you enjoyed it as much as we did!!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BIG BOY BEN AND CARA!!!!! Appreciate the support and love you guys send our way! You guys are awesome and we wish you all the best!!
Hot Cross Buns 17: We are sorry
We’re back with another round of hypothetical trivia and I have to say I learned quite a bit about historical figures. Do you have strong bones? If you’re not sure, no worries. There is absolutely no way to know. We also hang out with some chicken boys for awhile. Thanks for listening, hope you enjoy!
Hot Cross Buns 49: Would You Rather Ryan or Reynolds?
How to cook for one, how to dispose of bats, how to do the perfect high-five, and more! We learned a lot in this one, about life, and each other. We also finished it up with a classic game of would you rather because were adults who like to play games. We hope you enjoy the podcast and, as always, thanks for listening!
Hot Cross Buns 15: Brought to you by Force Alpha
Are you looking to boost your current customer base by approximately 1,000%? Well, consider this your lucky day. For those of you not so interested in the world of advertisements, feel free to tag along as well because before this episode we felt just like you.
Hot Cross Buns 48: I Like Turtles
Do you like turtles? This week its ALLLL about turtles, and other stuff obviously, talking about turtles for an hour would be the absolute worst!! Also this week we had our best bud, our senior el confidant, the one the only Big Dad Cross! We’ve brought back an old game and also finally get to some internet questions!! We hope you enjoy the podcast and as always, thanks for listening!!
See you star side.
Hot Cross Buns 13: Dr. Love Doctor Returns
We finally made the leap. We are official crypto experts certified and stamped. We let you in on how crypto is actually mined, tell still more chic-fill stories, discover the coolest way to eat an apple, and pick the brain of the worlds most prominent vegetable enthusiast, Dr. Love Doctor. Hope you enjoy!
Hot Cross Bunz 47: We can’t count
Welcome to another installment of your FAVORITE podcast, we are your favorite right? This week we really had a rough time counting numerous things. the countdown into showtime, the number of tips in our new book “How to Look Like a Cross”, counting just aint for the light of heart. Besides all that, Cameron gives us a look into skydiving, Jaymi brings up how X-rays are scary, and Carrington brings more wildcard shenanigans, per usual.
We hope you enjoy this weeks episode as much as we did, and as always thanks for listening.
Hot Cross Buns 11: Bavarian Catfish?
Put on your thinking pants, It’s time for fact or cap. Is it too early to use “cap” ironically? maybe. Regardless please enjoy listening to Cameron and Carrington struggle through this game. I know I did.
In this episode we take a walk down memory lane and find mostly destruction. The tales of our past are fraught with tomfoolery.
We also meet Clavius Clavus and his son Jeremethy! They’re taking a stand against big sports. They’re starting their own real talk sports network, and a football league.
Thanks so much for listening and be sure to compliment your dad today.
Hot Cross Buns 46: Hot Takes Incoming
HOT TAKES, GET YOUR HOT TAKES WHILE THEY’RE, hot? Unpopular opinions? Hot takes? call it what you will, but it is what they are. We’ve got some spicy spicy opinions this week so bring your milk. The episode went a little long this week, in doing that we might have broke Carrington, he’s on the way to a full recovery but keep him in your thoughts and prayers.
Because of the long episode we once again had to skip the listener questions but keep them coming as we will be getting to them, hopefully.
Hot Cross Buns 9:The German Shepherd
Another week another late episode, but is ok. I have good reason. I was busy harvesting my crops on minecraft.
In this episode the boys get vulnerable with their mistakes this week, solve some real first world probs, and interview a up and coming entrepreneur with a dream to give every dog in America a full-filling home.
If you’d like to donate to “Jerringtin” Or The “German Shepherd orphanage for lost and stolen dogs” you can paypal funds to Hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com
All proceeds designated for said causes will be benefiting Jamaica Relief Ministries. For more information on JRM you can visit www.Jamaicarm.org
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Have a fantastic day. You’re a peach.
Hot Cross Buns 45: Famous at last.
Weeeeeeelllll we did it. Yes sir we’re holding a funeral for our old lives and getting married to fame all in one episode. I’ll say this none of knew becoming influencers was so easy. We’re in the process of creating a e-book on how to follow our two step process to your own journey to fame and favor so stay tuned. Until then you’ll have to kinda just sort it out from the first 40 minutes of this episode. Also Cameron threw up a leaf.
We didn’t have time to explain the intricacies of mambo no.5 or answer listener questions as planned but that’ll be on the next episode 🙂
Hot Cross Buns 7: Lil Norm and Marv. M&N.
I think we can all agree 2020 was a rough year. Unfortunately 2021 Doesn’t seem to be shaping up very well for the boys either. We still have a ton of first world minor annoyances to deal with. We solve each others problems and meet a very talented rapper “Lil Norm” along with his hype man Marv. We get a preview of their new single “Icy Cheese”. Coming to all bookstores in Shipshewana, IN soon.
Hot Cross Buns 44: Bad Dad Jokes
Dad jokes are good right? You can ask people to put on deodorant right? Bidets are completely necessary right? Well after this episode you will know the answer to those questions. This week we go over the breadth and width of all of these questions and a few more, how could you ask for anything else? Thank you all for listening(and reading these descriptions?), we continue having a blast putting this abomination out and we hope you continue enjoying listening.
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Hot Cross Buns 5: Surfer Dave and Bryan
In this episode the Cross brothers three tackle some of life’s hardest questions. How many hot dogs does it take to get from Indy to Chicago? How chill would Abe Lincoln be as a ghost? Should marriage be predicated on bathroom etiquette????? This and so much more awaits. Its episode 5.
Little disclaimer here we got so darn carried away with the show we forgot to introduce the show in the beginning of this episode! So…. Welcome to Hot Cross Buns 🙂
Hot Cross Buns 43: Trees vs. Planes
Thanks for the joining in! Listen in for a fun new game a bunch of questions and information on a global war between the earth and planes that you didn’t even know was happening.
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Hot Cross Buns 3: Jeff F. Jeff
Between a failed attempt to create midwest Dom Torreto, and a dangerous summer bible camp, you’re sure to find something to like in this episode.
For more information on Pastor Jeffs bible camp, or Camerons secret buttered carp recipe email us at email@example.com
Hot Cross Buns 42: FDA
Join in for our first ever taste test session as we put two rare energy drinks under the microscope, and as always we come in clutch for our listener base with some very diplomatic solutions. As always thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy.
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Hot Cross Buns: Episode 1
The podcast you can enjoy with the whole gang. Settle in for mostly family friendly giggles, goofs, and gags galore. It’s three brothers having the time of their lives, laughing at our own jokes, and making it up as we go. Throw in some storytelling with bad accents and it all spells Hot Cross Buns. Math. Hope you enjoy!
Hot Cross Buns 83: 150% Feet
You know those smelly things attached to your legs? Yeah those are feet, and we talk about them way to much this week.
This week we decided to toe(foot pun) the line of our family friendly status, gotta pay the bills somehow. Besides selling our souls(foot pun) to the footlord, we discussed Jaymi’s admiration for exotic teas, AND noodle twister returns, along with your favorite game show host, Clyde the Cranky Jack Sparrow. Carrington talks about the struggle of styling for our bodies, and Cameron just says feet/foot/toesies a bunch, we all contributed, its not a competition.
Thank you all for listening and laughing with us. Keep those feet pristine.
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